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Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!
So imperfect it’s perfect.
[thanks, rob!]
Oh man. I’m not gonna lie. I cried at the end. This is amazing.
I freaking hate this song and I hate Bruno Mars and I hate cheesy proposals with a passion that is unmatched… but this had me in sobbing tears. So cute. Because I’m imagining all of those people were important people in their lives and it’s so thoughtful to plan that kind of thing and so great to have all those people there. And I could go on an on. HOW AWESOME.
absolutely crying my eyes out like a damn fool
This would be incredibly entertaining to watch go down your street.
Like just look out your window and see this?? Good for him though for throwing all that choreography together.
ughghhjkhvjhvk,
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No Church in the Wild Official Video premieres tomorrow
Are you ready?
Hell Yea
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
I was laughing this entire time. “dick huh dahn woo woo!”PURE.
UNADULTERATED.
NIGGEREY…possibly the ghettoest video online ever
“Dick her down, woo-woo!” This is comedy. The song, not the visual.
No. I am crying. No.
Dick ha down woo woo is my new catch phrase.
LMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOO! CRRRRYINNNGGGG! i need this video in my life everyday i swear!!!!!!!!!!!
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- Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
- Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
- Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
- Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
- Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
- Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
- Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
- Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
- Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
- Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
- Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
- Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
- Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
- Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
- Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
- Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
I wanted a perfect ending.
Now I’ve learned, the hard way, that some poems don’t rhyme, and some stories don’t have a clear beginning, middle, and end.
Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what’s going to happen next.
Delicious Ambiguity.
—Gilda Radner (via laurpop44)
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Resolve to be tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving, and tolerant with the weak… because in your life you will have been all of these.
—The Power of Attitude— Mac Anderson (via emilyanneblogs)
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The innovative bed tent that lets you let it all hang out, no matter where you are. A Privacy Pop tent gives you the coverage and privacy that you want, so that you can enjoy a place all your own, even in a dorm room or room shared with other.
College students and siblings who have shared their bedrooms for years are buzzing about this new product that carves out a closed off space just for you.
A Privacy Pop tent is perfect for:
- Keeping bright sun out of your eyes so you can sleep
- Listening to your iPod or reading without bothering anyone else in the room
- The perfect place for studying without being bothered or bothering anyone else
- Ensuring you have privacy from prying eyes
O_O I have to laugh, even if it could be handy indeed…
Lol uh no
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I was helping my little brother
Where the fuck does jack come from
That’s basically what math is like for the rest of your life.
I love how the answer is at the bottom of the page. And how is any kid suppose to know how many stickers Jack has? Does Tani and Jen give Jack their stickers? I wish I was Jack. My friends never give me stickers.You’re all missing the point. This isn’t math. Rather it’s metaphysics, or the existence of our being. Theoretically speaking, Jack isn’t a person. Jack exists in all of us. We are Jack. Jack is all of us. Every single one of us. In each inept part of our being, our existence, Jack lives. Forgotten and ignored, yet he exists in our never ending subconscious. The question, rather, is how many stickers do we all have?
oh my god i am dying
If my Jack is Jack Sparrow I must have it all..
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